so there's a guy in L4d, that does a decent job, but i'm currently talking to you from a paused HL-Opposing forced game, because he had a BB-Gun Bullet in his gut and he wanted to test the microphone on his new headset...

Never tell your password to anyone.
Wednesday, 22 July 2009
10:47 PM - [STA]Jin: what is Half Life like dude?
10:47 PM - Tiga: 1 or 2?
10:48 PM - [STA]Jin: both
10:48 PM - Tiga: 1 is very oldschool. It came out a long time ago without expectation to having a seqel.
10:48 PM - Tiga: it's about a DR Freeman who is working for the mysterious Black Mesa
10:48 PM - [STA]Jin: okay
10:49 PM - [STA]Jin: oooooo
10:49 PM - Tiga: there's an ... accident that occcurs which changes the world
10:49 PM - [STA]Jin: my friends are like saying that its like l4D
10:49 PM - Tiga: that's hl1.
10:50 PM - Tiga: hl2 is the aftermath of the ... "accident", very much leading-edge graphics, story heavy with and awesome soundtrack
10:50 PM - Tiga: in hl2 the war is over, and you are left to deal with surviving not only for yourself, but for humanity as well
10:50 PM - Tiga: saying more would spoil it, but the storyline is fucking unrealy
10:50 PM - Tiga: *unreal
10:51 PM - Tiga: as you can tell, I'm a bit of a fan.
10:51 PM - [STA]Jin: awwwww
10:51 PM - [STA]Jin: yer
10:51 PM - [STA]Jin: can you tell me more?
10:51 PM - [STA]Jin: rofl
10:51 PM - Tiga: well, it's basically an FPS (first-person-shooter)
10:51 PM - [STA]Jin: yeah
10:52 PM - Tiga: there is the resistance, military, freeman, a guy in a suit (forget his name, not sure if it's offically mentioned, but I saw it in some FAQ's)
10:52 PM - Tiga: the gvmnt, and the aliens
10:52 PM - [STA]Jin: AWESOMMMMME!
10:53 PM - Tiga: lesse, HL1 was released 8 years ago. I'm playing it now.
10:53 PM - [STA]Jin: awesome
10:54 PM - Tiga: you can expect HL1's graphics to be a little dodgy though, given it's age.
10:54 PM - [STA]Jin: should I get HL2?
10:54 PM - Tiga: OH YES!
10:54 PM - [STA]Jin: that just sounded wrong
10:54 PM - Tiga: nope, about right.
10:54 PM - Tiga: :)
10:54 PM - [STA]Jin: Nah jks
10:55 PM - Tiga: If HL2 was an animate object, I would forget women.
10:55 PM - [STA]Jin: okay
10:55 PM - [STA]Jin: brb let me get this bb gun outta my stomach
11:02 PM - Tiga: brb also: toilet.
11:03 PM - [STA]Jin: did't need to know but okay
11:05 PM - Tiga: yeah, stay away from booze as long as you can. most people get hooked on it.
11:05 PM - Tiga: makes you piss like nothing else
11:06 PM - [STA]Jin: duuuuude
11:06 PM - [STA]Jin: you are abit late
11:06 PM - [STA]Jin: lolll
11:06 PM - Tiga: that and coffee, but I think that's just me.
11:06 PM - [STA]Jin: nah
11:06 PM - [STA]Jin: coffee wakes you up
11:06 PM - Tiga: oh, soz, I though you were a young'in
11:06 PM - [STA]Jin: and makes you go crazy
11:06 PM - [STA]Jin: and also
11:06 PM - [STA]Jin: can I test my Mic?
11:06 PM - Tiga: yeah, do you know how, steam has testing in-built
11:07 PM - [STA]Jin: nooo
11:07 PM - [STA]Jin: why?
Wednesday, 22 July 2009
11:07 PM - Tiga: well it does, and so people can test their mics before the go in-game
11:07 PM - [STA]Jin: cause on the mic test thing
11:07 PM - [STA]Jin: it didn't work
11:08 PM - [STA]Jin: so I want to see if voice chat through here works
11:08 PM - [STA]Jin: so can I try it out?
11:08 PM - Tiga: sure
11:08 PM - [STA]Jin: thanx homie
Call from [STA]Jin started.
11:08 PM - [STA]Jin: yeah
11:08 PM - [STA]Jin: me mics dead
11:08 PM - [STA]Jin: yeah
11:08 PM - [STA]Jin: I can hear you fine
11:08 PM - [STA]Jin: input game?
11:08 PM - Tiga: gain
11:09 PM - [STA]Jin: okay
11:09 PM - Tiga: boost that, and input volume
11:09 PM - Tiga: should be more settings if that doesn't work under windows -> control panel -> audio settings
11:10 PM - Tiga: also I can see your mic sending sound but I can't hear it
11:10 PM - [STA]Jin: yeah
11:10 PM - [STA]Jin: I ned a new headset
11:10 PM - [STA]Jin: and I am on my control panal
11:10 PM - Tiga: dunno. may still be settings.
11:11 PM - [STA]Jin: it wasn't on settings
11:11 PM - Tiga: make sure that it's using the right device.
11:11 PM - Tiga: in this chat window, click Audio Settings, then go to Voice (up the top) then check the Recording (audio input) device is right
11:11 PM - [STA]Jin: yup
11:12 PM - [STA]Jin: its the right devise
11:12 PM - Tiga: what's the microphone volume marker at? 1/10
11:12 PM - [STA]Jin: mine is a realtek HD audio Input
11:12 PM - [STA]Jin: Max
11:12 PM - Tiga: 1 sec
Call with [STA]Jin ended.
11:13 PM - [STA]Jin: kk
11:13 PM - [STA]Jin: and thank you for helping me homie
11:13 PM - Tiga: for some reason I still can't hear you, but it's detecting you saying something
11:13 PM - Tiga: I find that weird
11:14 PM - [STA]Jin: I see it too
11:14 PM - [STA]Jin: lolll
11:14 PM - [STA]Jin: what?
11:14 PM - [STA]Jin: yeah
11:14 PM - [STA]Jin: lolll
11:14 PM - [STA]Jin: but in game I cannot hear anything
11:14 PM - [STA]Jin: acept the game
11:14 PM - [STA]Jin: huh?
11:15 PM - [STA]Jin: yeah
11:15 PM - Tiga: kinda weird. Is it your own pc?
11:15 PM - [STA]Jin: nope
11:15 PM - [STA]Jin: my parents
11:15 PM - [STA]Jin: we share computers
11:15 PM - [STA]Jin: ggrrr
11:16 PM - Tiga: ah. Well, maybe you can still fiddle with settings unti l it works
11:16 PM - [STA]Jin: I can't get this bb bullet outta my stomach
11:16 PM - Tiga: wtf is with that bullet, are you for real or joking?
11:16 PM - [STA]Jin: I'M FOR REAL!
11:16 PM - [STA]Jin: IT FRIKKEN HURTS!
11:17 PM - [STA]Jin: I'M BLEEDING CANT REACH IT BUT I CAN FEEL IT!
11:17 PM - [STA]Jin: but I ain't going to the docters dude
11:17 PM - Tiga: so why the hell do you have a fucking bullet in your gut, why are you not dead/dying, and why the fuck are you wasting time with mics when you have a bullet in your gut?
11:17 PM - [STA]Jin: I have no Idea
11:17 PM - Tiga: you are an idiot.
11:17 PM - [STA]Jin: I know
11:18 PM - [STA]Jin: lolll
11:18 PM - [STA]Jin: should I go to the Hospital?
11:18 PM - Tiga: yes.
11:18 PM - Tiga: or at least the nearest person who has first aid training
11:18 PM - [STA]Jin: my worst Fear
11:18 PM - [STA]Jin: none in the family
11:19 PM - [STA]Jin: heard what?
11:19 PM - Tiga: it's on auto transmit right?
11:19 PM - [STA]Jin: no
11:19 PM - [STA]Jin: oh wait
11:19 PM - [STA]Jin: yes yes it is
11:20 PM - [STA]Jin: i'm breathing heavly cause i'm trying to get it out myslef
11:20 PM - Tiga: you are like an old dumb mate of mine. Except he was too dumb to feel pain.
11:20 PM - [STA]Jin: lolll
11:21 PM - Tiga: fucker cut himself in class to prove he didn't feel pain, was bleeding everywhere and asked if he should get first aid.
11:21 PM - [STA]Jin: are you serius?
11:21 PM - [STA]Jin: i'll tell you how i got this bb gun bulllet
11:21 PM - Tiga: yeah. Cut his elbow.
11:21 PM - [STA]Jin: before I pass out
11:21 PM - Tiga: dont' see someone else.
11:21 PM - Tiga: fuck talking to me. Get help dude.
11:22 PM - [STA]Jin: well.
11:22 PM - [STA]Jin: me and my cousin was playing with bb guns at home shooting at cardboard bxxes
11:23 PM - [STA]Jin: and then when I gave her my Desert eagle BBgun
11:23 PM - [STA]Jin: and I said shoot at the box
11:23 PM - [STA]Jin: but she accidentally shot me iin the stomach
11:23 PM - [STA]Jin: and now bullet stuck
11:24 PM - [STA]Jin: yeah
11:24 PM - [STA]Jin: beside
11:24 PM - [STA]Jin: beside the box
11:24 PM - [STA]Jin: cause her hand twitched
11:24 PM - [STA]Jin: and she accidentally pressed the trigger
11:25 PM - [STA]Jin: yeah
11:25 PM - [STA]Jin: I relized it
11:25 PM - [STA]Jin: yeah
11:25 PM - Tiga: funny as hell from my side. I can see it happening.
11:26 PM - Tiga: but seriously dude, see a doc. If you have something abnormal in your gut, you need to see a doc because it will get infected - and that's where all the trouble starts.
11:26 PM - [STA]Jin: yeah
11:27 PM - Tiga: you'll get a bit of pus, as your body will try and clense it - but that won't work because the bullet isn't organic, and if you try and open and remove it yourself, you are exposing yourself to more dangers than you may realise.
11:27 PM - Tiga: that's why doctors are always so fucking clean man.
11:27 PM - [STA]Jin: oooooo
11:27 PM - [STA]Jin: OKAY I'M GOING TO THE HOSPITAL ITS KILLING ME AND I'M COLD!
11:28 PM - Tiga: bye and good luck!
11:28 PM - [STA]Jin: cya hoie
11:28 PM - [STA]Jin: and thanks
11:28 PM - Tiga: nw. just go. fuck thanking, just run like you hear a hunter, boomer and 5 smokers.
11:29 PM - Tiga: TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK!
11:29 PM - [STA]Jin: WTF?!
11:29 PM - Tiga: go.
11:29 PM - Tiga: go
11:29 PM - Tiga: go
11:29 PM - Tiga: go
11:29 PM - Tiga: go
11:29 PM - Tiga: gogogogogogogogogogo
11:29 PM - [STA]Jin: i'm leaving my computer on
11:29 PM - Tiga: whatever, don't type, go.

I hope he made it to help.