Okay, I've finally got it working.

Let's see how it performs live. It looks like the old one conked out when I wasn't looking.
No the date isn't right on it yet, but it shouldn't take me long to do that - for now this is just something to have up here.

b2Evolution fail. On my site anyway.

Oh yeah and I have ads on all the user pages anyway so I don't have to keep attaching them to blogs. Hooray!